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"My 15 year old son is getting to be a right little bastard, hanging about in a gang, never coming to visit his grandparents with me. Honestly, I sometimes think he wouldn't care if I died", the first woman said.

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Rusty had a dog named Patches. Patches slept in a doghouse beneath Rusty's bedroom window.

One night, Patches couldn't sleep. He smelled a scary smell. "Bow-wow-wow!" barked Patches. "Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow!"

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Rusty felt the door as... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lupe DeLagotta) http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5168 Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:20:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Google Searches 2009 ]]> http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5167/t/Google-Searches-2009.html What?! No one searched for Blow Jobs
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The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting.

The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud. "This is not the 1928... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ep) http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5157 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:44:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Handjob Exercise machine ]]> http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5156/t/Handjob-Exercise-machine.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jack Splat) http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5156 Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:34:35 GMT <![CDATA[ It's wise to call before you come home ]]> http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5155/t/It-s-wise-to-call-before-you-come-home.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Jack Splat) http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5155 Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:08:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Spielberg's Latest Project ]]> http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5154/t/Spielberg-s-Latest-Project.html
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1. Don't call, ever.

2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "Spike."

3. Play with yourself. Talk about it.

4. You are a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ep) http://loftycellars.yuku.com/topic/5150 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:01:16 GMT