Reminds me of the rescue team that went in search of survivors of a plane crash. They came upon a lone survivor sitting by the wreckage with a large pile of bones in front of him. Apparently he had eaten the fellow passengers. He was still gnawing on a bone when they approached and he noticed the look of horror on their faces. "You can't blame me for wanting to survive! " He cried out. After a long silence the leader of the search team shook his head and said "Yes, but the plane only went down yesterday!" Hehehehehe.