French to English:


Last night, I return at my place... What do I learn? I learn that the cat had eaten the dog pâtée... Ah, my old one! I put the cat outside. There over, what do I learn? I learn that the dog had eaten the chop of my woman... Ah, my old one! I put the dog outside. There over, what do I learn? What my woman had eaten my beefsteack. Ah, my old one!... I put my woman outside. There over, what do I discover? What the milk that I had drunk in the morning was the one of the cat. Ah, my old one!... I let everyone return... And I took out. Harsh... but just.

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