An Irishman goes to the Doctor with some rectal problems...
Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya woot'.
So, the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
'Incredible' he says, 'there is a $20 bill lodged up here.'
Tentatively, he eases the twenty out of the man's butt, and then a $10 bill appears.
'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'
'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the ten and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc...
Finally, the last bill comes out and no more appear.
'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says, '$1,990 exactly.'
'Ah, dat'd be roit,' says the Irishman 'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.'