Four old retired guys are walking down a street in

Miami. They turned a corner and read a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar

- all drinks 10 cents." They look at each other with disbelief, then go

in thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a

voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for

you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?" There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar,

so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender

serves up four iced martinis... Shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll

be 10 cents each, please." The four men stare at the bartender for a

moment, then look at each other... they can't believe their good luck.

They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.


Again,

four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender saying, "That's

40 cents, please" They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more

than they can stand. They have each had two martinis, and so far

they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, "How can

you afford to serve martinis as good as these, for only a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from New York," the bartender said, "and I always

wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and

decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor,

beer, it's all the same."


The four of them

sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice two bald guys at

the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them. One man

gestures at the two at the end of the bar and asks the bartender,

"What's with them?" The bartender says, "Oh, they're retired Air Force

pilots. They're waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price."