Four old retired guys are walking down a street in
Miami. They turned a corner and read a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar
- all drinks 10 cents." They look at each other with disbelief, then go
in thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a
voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for
you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?" There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar,
so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender
serves up four iced martinis... Shaken, not stirred, and says, "That'll
be 10 cents each, please." The four men stare at the bartender for a
moment, then look at each other... they can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again,
four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender saying, "That's
40 cents, please" They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand. They have each had two martinis, and so far
they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, "How can
you afford to serve martinis as good as these, for only a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from New York," the bartender said, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and
decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor,
beer, it's all the same."
The four of them
sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice two bald guys at
the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them. One man
gestures at the two at the end of the bar and asks the bartender,
"What's with them?" The bartender says, "Oh, they're retired Air Force
pilots. They're waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price."

