Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into
town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride into town. He tells them that he has a load of bowling balls in his
trailer but there is probably room for them and their bike in there.
The driver realizes he is now behind schedule so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs.' The cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it, gets on the radio and calls for backup. The dispatcher asks what problem is.
'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.'
The driver realizes he is now behind schedule so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs.' The cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it, gets on the radio and calls for backup. The dispatcher asks what problem is.
'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.'

