A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.

The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her."

Mom: "So... now that you've started dating, what's it like getting intimate with young men?"

Daughter: "Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never care if intimacy isn't working for me."

Mom: "How?"

Daughter: "Oh, stuff..."

Mom: "Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for mothers and daughters to talk about these matters..."

Daughter: "I don't know..."

Mom: "Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what dating boys was like for me, believe me, I remember."

Daughter: "Really?"

Mom: "Really..."

Daughter: "Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?"