A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms
and no
legs.
Three women
were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor
man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second
woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a
kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

