... I don't get a lot of them, but some will :)
Tesco burgers: low in fat but high in
Shergar.
My Lidl pony.
Shergar’s bum is an anagram of hamburgers.
They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers
now!
Don't eat them. They'll give you the trots.
Last night I
ate Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me.
Zebra found in the bar code.
They're all part of a stable diet.
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or
Sainsburys? Turns out
that Tesco burgers win by a
nose!
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers, camel toe found in Tesco
leggings.
People aren't mincing their words are they? Perhaps
we should rein this in a little - it's all
very unbridled.
Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...
I
had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs. 2-30 at Aintree
I don't
know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient.
Typical of Tesco to flog dead horse.
This
ascot to be wrong.
Camilla Parker Bowles to front new ad
campaign for Tesco's Burgers.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse,
she bought it in Tescos, of
course.
Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers
pose no health risk, except for the high sugar lump
content.
Tesco - an equine opportunities company ...
Every little
'bit' helps!
This cold weather has brought widespread respiratory
infections. Tesco burger packers are feeling a little
horse.

